Don't ever ask "What fresh hell is this?" unless you want another helping on a new plate.
If you aren't already doing so, make a habit of checking your charge and debit accounts online. We are ok again, but I wish the bird of paradise would peck out the eyes and bite off the fingers of hackers, spammers and all the other cheats who mess with innocent folks going on about their daily lives.
The Tim Holtz Bird Crazy, Crazy Talk, Crazy Things, and Crazy Thoughts stamp sets will help distract me, but I have to admit, for a peace loving soul, I'm imagining some vile things that could be done the louses of this world.